Suck a Bag of Sour Dicks! Bag of 25 - Pecker Lollies - Bulk Bag of 25 Party Packs

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Attention, lolly lovers and pranksters alike! Are you tired of telling people to suck it without the proper tools? Well, pucker up buttercup, because Suck a Bag of Sour Candy is here to save the day!

This 25-pack of tart, penis-shaped candies is the perfect way to tell someone to eat a bag of… well, you know. Each pack contains five little sugar schlongs, giving you plenty of ammunition for your next verbal showdown.

But wait, there’s more! These phallic treats aren’t just for insults. They’re perfect for:

- Spicing up your hen's party (because nothing says “last night of freedom” like a mouthful of candy dicks)

- Filling your piñata with a surprise that will make your guests say, “Oh my!”

- Passive-aggressively hinting to your coworker that they’re a total tool

So whether you’re dealing with a cheating ex, a self-absorbed friend, or that dense coworker who can’t take a hint, Suck a Bag of Sour Candy has got you covered.

Your order is our priority; we offer a fast and discreet shipping serivce and endeavor to process your order within 24 hours. On the odd occassion due to unforeseen circumstances or holidays that we are unable to dispatch your order within 24 hours, rest  assured that your order will be dispatched the next business day.   

AUSTRALIAN DELIVERIES

Australia Express Shipping on orders will arrive approximately 1-3 working days (Monday-Friday) depending on location.

  • Australia Express Post is FREE on orders of $100 & over. 
  • Australia Express Post for orders under $100 - $14.99 

NEW ZEALAND DELIVERIES

Australia Express Shipping on orders will arrive approximately between 2-5 working days (Monday-Friday) depending on your location. 

  • Australia Express Post is FREE on orders of $150 & over. 
  • Australia Express Post for orders under $150 - $15.99.

All orders are dispatched from our warehouse in Melbourne in discreet plain packaging with no mention of the sender.

Your order will be discreetly packaged in plain satchels/boxes and will not include references relating to the product purchased or site name purchased from. For discretionary reasons, the sender’s name will not be displayed on your parcel. 

All orders receive a tracking number; an email notification will be emailed upon order fullfillment.

Please advise upon receiving your parcel if there are any missing items. Read our Shipping & Delivery Policy

We strive to provide accurate information on all our adult products. However, we cannot be held liable for any misinformation provided to us by the manufacturer's descriptions. We take no responsibility for the misuse of any adult products. It is important to always follow the instructions provided with each sex toy. If any irritation occurs, discontinue use and consult a medical professional. For safety, use a condom when sharing adult products with a partner, and engage in responsible play.

As an experienced provider in the adult novelty industry, we offer a comprehensive selection of high-quality adult toys available conveniently online for your needs. We elevate intimate experiences with thoughtfully designed adult products.

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