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Happy Fucking Birthday line of partywares are approved by sassy grandparents and anyone that enjoys a good laugh on their special day! This line of hilarious party products has been regarded by media outlets worldwide as the “Official line of adult- themed disposable paper products of 2022”. This beautifully patterned line of tableware features 8 high quality paper 20 cm straws with glittering fuck you fingers.
Turn your next ordinary party into a fucking high class function with any of our fine paper products. Complete this look with coordinating Happy Fucking Birthday napkins, balloons, candles, games and more!
Your order is our priority; we offer a fast and discreet shipping serivce and endeavor to process your order within 24 hours. On the odd occassion due to unforeseen circumstances or holidays that we are unable to dispatch your order within 24 hours, rest assured that your order will be dispatched the next business day.
Australia Express Shipping on orders will arrive approximately 1-3 working days (Monday-Friday) depending on location.
Australia Express Shipping on orders will arrive approximately between 2-5 working days (Monday-Friday) depending on your location.
All orders are dispatched from our warehouse in Melbourne in discreet plain packaging with no mention of the sender.
Your order will be discreetly packaged in plain satchels/boxes and will not include references relating to the product purchased or site name purchased from. For discretionary reasons, the sender’s name will not be displayed on your parcel.
All orders receive a tracking number; an email notification will be emailed upon order fullfillment.
Please advise upon receiving your parcel if there are any missing items. Read our Shipping & Delivery Policy
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