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Ah, the summertime of youth, when we were free to frolic about in the summer sun without a care in the world. I sure miss those days. I miss the soft-serve ice cream for 99 cents a cone. I miss running around the pool in bare feet, ignoring all my parents’ warnings about slipping and falling. I miss the weird older guy who liked to swim around wearing nothing but a boob-shaped pool float. Classic childhood memories.
What? You mean your local swimming pool didn’t have a weird older guy who swam around wearing nothing but a boob-shaped pool float? Well, I feel bad for you, my friend. You really missed out on a quintessential childhood experience. Fortunately, now you have the opportunity to ensure that none of the kids in your neighborhood have to suffer the same deficiency that you did. Now you can be that weird older guy, with this Boobie Pool Floater.
Disclaimer: We do not actually encourage you to swim around your local pool wearing nothing but this pool float. The kids probably will not look fondly on those memories, and their parents probably will call the cops on you for harassment. Instead, we recommend bringing the Boobie Pool Float to a bachelor party. The guests there will appreciate it a loooot more than any snot-nosed neighborhood kids could. Whether it’s a summertime bachelor pool party or beach party, or you want it to be extra-surprising by bringing it to a regular party in the middle of winter, the Boobie Pool Float is sure to be a smash hit.
Measures 33 in / 84 cm long when inflated. Made of phthalate-free plastic.
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